A little bit of the bubbly season 2 episode #2

Lady and Gentlemens please welcome your host of tonight show ..The Viewers's Savior ..The Highlight of the Night .....The Crowd's God...The Face that run the place …. Le Champion ......Ginooooooo Pommmmpeeeeooo !!!

( crowd going crazy )

( King of Kings by Motorhead is playing )

Gino : Welcome back Gino Maniacs !!! I’m so happy to be back with you again this week for another episode of your favorite show … the most must see talk show in CMHL history .. welcome to 

The crowd : A little bit of the bubbly !! 

Gino : Let’s go guy let’s get this thing going ! It’s time for the « Hot n Cold » segment of the week 

*Hot N Cold by Katy Perry is playing* 

( the crowd sing along ) 

Gino : This week hottest player or should I say .. playersssss because for the 1st in history we have 2 players with the same amount of points sharing this honor with a performance of 3 goals and 4 assists for 7 points , both in 3 games I might add . One is from the Ottawa Senators and the other one is from the Vancouver Canucks .. Congratulations to Alex Wennberg and Leon Draisaitl !! Now … now .. now the coldest of the cold this week is probably Adin Hill from the Los Angeles Kings , with a poor record of 0 win and he lost 3 times with a outrageous Goal Against Average of 4,7 and a saves % of 0,854 . Well , to be fair one of those defeat was against the surprising Edmonton Oilers so it was pretty obvious that he would lose this one . Right after the break we will welcome our guest for the evening , stay with us ! 

*Cold by Maroon 5 is playing*

( Commercial break )

Gino : We’re back ! Our guest tonight is someone I like very very much , some might say that he is the « Wish version » of Peter Chiarelli because he don’t know how to run a team , but I would rather say that he is « special » and maybe a little bit like Dopey the dwarf in Snow White ! Ladies and Gentlemen give it up for my good pal Dave Normoyle !! 

*Fools by Van Halen is playing*

Crowd : Boooooooo 
Men in the crowd : Go Back Home
Little boy : Looooooser

Gino : Haha Chill out guys .. the guy is trying is best here ok . Welcome to the show Dave how are you ? 

Dave : Thanks for having me sir , it’s really a honor for me to be back on you show 

( Dave kneels and kiss Gino’s feet ) 

Gino : Wooooaa what are you doing you sick freak ? 

Dave : Sorry sir , this is my way to acknowledge you . You are such a inspiration for all of us ! 

Gino : It’s alright , but next time a simple handshake a gift will be enough alright ? Now , judging by the CMHL Standing .. the Lightning is pretty far from the top don’t you think ? Can you tell us a little bit about that ? 

Dave : Once again you are right sir , we are sooooo far behind teams like Detroit , New Jersey or the New York Rangers . We tried 3 different goaltenders and the result was the same .. we got our butt kicked ! 

Gino : Aren’t you afraid that players like Tkachuk and Gaudreau leave the sinking ship like their NHL counterpart ? 

Dave : Would you blamed them ? I certainly wouldn’t … we suck soooo much I’m so ashamed by our performance . I already ask the L.O of the league if we could send the Lightning down in the ICHF so they could at least have a chance to compete … probably not win but at least compete ! 

Gino : I’m glad you add the last part because I was about to remind you that our team , the Unicorns , wiped the floor with your Macon Woopee haha 

Dave : I know , that’s another example why everyone should acknowledge you as our superior .. our higher power .. Dare I say our God ! 

Gino : Woooa Dave , I would not go as far as God … but for the rest you are pretty close from the truth ???? 

Dave : You are so humble sir .. it’s really a honor to be breathing the same air as you

Gino : What can we wish you for the next couple of weeks ? 

Dave : You can wish me luck , because I’m not sure things will be a lot better for us in the next few week .. you can also wish me Connor Bedard .. because we are loosing so much I’m afraid we will also lose the lottery for the 1st overall 

Gino : We will keep a eye on the Lighting that’s for sure , Ladies and Gentlemen a big round of applause for my good buddy Dave Normoyle ! We wish him to keep is job as the Tampa Bay Lightning’s GM … because he will most likely never find another job if he lose this one ! 

Crowd : Worst GM !! 
Women in the crowd : I hate you !!! 

Gino : Well GinoManiacs , I really hope you liked the episode this week ! Don't forget to like us on Facebook ( I invite the new faces in the CMHL to join the Facebook page of the CHML if you wanna see some goodies , trash talk and what happened in the Summer of the Unicorns 1 year ago , I also invite you to check out previous episodes of the show ) and follows us on Twitter and Instagram ! My name is Gino Pompeo and I'm telling you " See you next week GinoManiacs " !
( King of Kings by MotorHead is playing ) 

Crowd : You are the best clap clap clap
You are the best clap clap clap
You are the best clap clap clap 

Little kid in the crow : You’re my hero !

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